1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,479 Fuck. Fuck! Massive fucking cock inside you, yeah? 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,439 Yeah, yeah. Oh, feel good, yeah? Yeah. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,239 Yeah, that feels amazing. Actually, wait. 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,039 Jesse, wait. Yeah, yeah. 5 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,159 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 6 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,039 NARRATOR: The past is simple because it's over. 7 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,999 I'm an Adonis. You go to the gym the whole time. 8 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,799 I've never been there. Yeah! You're a little bitch. 9 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,959 You're my little bitch. It's really... It's SO in me. 10 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,599 OK, wait. OK, wait. 11 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:24,599 Yeah, uh, let's flip. Let's flip over. 12 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,800 Looking back, they could see each other's lives with total clarity. 13 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,719 They could see themselves as separate objects. 14 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,679 It was chain-free. Mm. So... 15 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:34,839 Do you know what chain-free means? 16 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,679 Yeah. So it meant the closing was really easy. Mm. 17 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:41,679 It's open-plan. I'm going for a sort of Scandi vibe - 18 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,919 like hygge. Do you know what hygge means? 19 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,199 Hey, what about you? Where do you come from, hmm? 20 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,399 IMITATING IRISH ACCENT: Do I detect a slight Irish accent there? 21 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:52,319 Uh, close. I'm from Liverpool. Oh. Never had cause to go. 22 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,759 Mm. Yeah. Do you miss it? 23 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,399 Yeah. Yeah, all the time. 24 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,559 Aw! 25 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,559 You've got nice friends down here, though? 26 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,600 Yeah, yeah. 27 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,639 You should buy a house. 28 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,239 MUFFLED: Mm! 29 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,240 But every ending is a false one. 30 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,600 Nothing is ever over. 31 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,360 Oh, fuck, Tess. 32 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,279 Oh, fuck. 33 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:23,120 The future remains full of endless, insufferable potential. 34 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:26,560 SHE MOANS 35 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,719 People are not objects. 36 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,000 They are not separate. 37 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,559 Does anyone want a turmeric shot? 38 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,399 Huh? SHE MOANS 39 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,439 KNOCK ON DOOR 40 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:42,839 Sorry, one second. 41 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,399 Even though their lives were some of 42 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,959 the easiest in recorded human history... 43 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,120 FROM OUTSIDE: Hurry up, please. This is the best Hinge date ever. 44 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,639 Tell me I'm fit. Yeah, you're so fit. Yeah. 45 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:56,119 ...the fundamental, unsolvable question remained the same. 46 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,319 Yeah, yeah! Oh, fuck, fuck! I'm gonna come. 47 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,679 Yeah, yeah, come in me. JESSE CHUCKLES 48 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,239 Yeah! I love cum. I'm gonna come. You should do it. 49 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,719 It's been dispatched. Oh, fuck. 50 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,399 I'm gonna come. I'm gonna... I'm gonna come! 51 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,279 JESSE MOANS FORCEFULLY Oh, Jesus Christ. OK. 52 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,320 What the fuck was going to happen? 53 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,800 Was that really your first time bottoming? Mm. 54 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,479 I always thought that was a lie. Why would I lie about that? 55 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,799 I don't know. 56 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,560 I never really understood why you do anything. 57 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,400 I'm really... 58 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,839 ...really glad I ran into you tonight. 59 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,519 Never seen you at Slutpig before. 60 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,520 Who were you out with? 61 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,840 I was just there by myself. 62 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,400 Oh, that's so cool. ETHAN CHUCKLES 63 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,959 Well, I'm... I'm glad I saw you. 64 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,879 You know, I've been... I guess I've been thinking a lot 65 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,360 about your, uh... big dick. 66 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:00,800 Is it big, genuinely? 67 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,519 Do you want to stay? Maybe we can get some breakfast. 68 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,639 Uh, no. 69 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,439 I'm actually doing this thing at the moment where I have, like, 70 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,719 five iced coffees during the day and then just eat everything 71 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,080 in my fridge like one big meal, like a snake, so... 72 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,759 How about we, uh... We spoon for a little bit? Mm? 73 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:19,999 Um, I should go. 74 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,199 I think Roger's probably waiting for me, so... 75 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,240 Who's Roger? 76 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,200 Sam is waiting for you, Jake. I'll be down in a sec! 77 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:44,399 So, are we going to start, or...? Yeah. 78 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,920 SAM CLEARS THROAT 79 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:56,119 So, this is going to be our last session, obviously. 80 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,559 Uh, and after a lot of thought and consideration, 81 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,640 I've decided that I'm not going to tell your parents about... 82 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,639 ...what you said to me, or that you came to my reading, 83 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,279 which really crossed a professional boundary, actually. 84 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,519 So, yeah, you don't need to worry about that. 85 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,279 Um... 86 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,080 ...but, yeah, I think it's best that we part ways. 87 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,960 OK, makes sense. 88 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,280 Yeah, makes sense. 89 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,120 I asked Samira out. 90 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:29,760 Who's Samira? 91 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,719 Samira, the girl I've been telling you about. 92 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,159 Do you not listen to me at all? Sorry! OK. 93 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:40,479 Anyway, I was, uh, vulnerable or whatever. 94 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,039 I told her that I really liked her and that 95 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,999 whenever I talk to her, it feels like she really gets me. 96 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,599 Um... 97 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,759 ...and that she's the fittest girl in our year. 98 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,919 And then... And then I asked her 99 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,480 if she wanted to go to the cinema with me. 100 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,959 Jake, what?! That's amazing! 101 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:03,519 Oh, my God! Like, look at you! What did she say? 102 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,399 She called me an incel cuck and told me to fuck off. 103 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,759 Oh, my God, she sounds like a stupid fucking bitch. 104 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,600 You... You really shouldn't say that, you know? 105 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,599 SARAH FROM DOWNSTAIRS: Ethan, I can't hear any packing! 106 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,400 ETHAN SIGHS 107 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,159 Oh, my God! Fuck! Hey! 108 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,839 Um, hi. Hi. Hey. How you doing? 109 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,799 Yeah, good. What?! Uh, what are you...? 110 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,999 Sorry, what are you...? What's happening? 111 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,439 Your mum let me in. 112 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,959 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. No-one should have to speak to her. 113 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,879 No, she's so nice. Yeah, she called me... 114 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,119 Called me handsome, so... 115 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,679 Oh, well, we have a really similar type, so... 116 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,039 I don't want to suck off my dad. 117 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,040 That's not what I was... 118 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,200 ...saying. 119 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,439 You two have been like literal angels from heaven. 120 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,239 We have been so lucky to have you. 121 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,839 Like, this place would literally fall apart without you. 122 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,439 But, like, at the same time, it wouldn't. 123 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,679 And that's kind of the point. 124 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,479 But you said it was voluntary redundancy. 125 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,359 Mm-hm. A volunteer once more! 126 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,440 It's like the Lib Dem conference all over again. 127 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:38,999 I don't... I don't want to volunteer. 128 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:44,239 Sweetie, I'm saying this to you as a friend and a confidante. 129 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,919 I'm saying this to you as a fellow 130 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:49,599 badass white woman with zero fucks left to give. 131 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,799 Volunteer. 132 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:54,079 When I got a DUI, I volunteered for community service. 133 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,399 Zero jail time. Best decision I ever made. 134 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,079 But I don't volunteer, though. Volunteer! 135 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,559 No, I don't want to. 136 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:06,319 Because we're a massively additive component to this team. 137 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,879 It's an efficiency measure, babe. 138 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,319 It's an efficiency measure, and she can't do anything about it. 139 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,919 She's really, really sorry. Well, I don't care if it's efficient. 140 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,759 It's going to make this whole fucking company hollow, 141 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,439 and you're going to turn away even the most talented of candidates. 142 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,519 Because of what? 143 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,239 You're going to save some money up front? 144 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,079 And actually, it will affect your bottom line, OK? 145 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,639 Because you can't get rid of the people team 146 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,240 because your whole fucking business is people! 147 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,800 OK, firstly... 148 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,359 ...whatever you just did when your accent got all just like... 149 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,679 IMITATING SCOUSE ACCENT: Oh, my God, 150 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,839 you can't outsource the people team! You can never... 151 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,999 That's the energy I've been missing, honestly. 152 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,679 What an honour to be privy to that speech. 153 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,359 You need a therapist. Yeah. 154 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,639 And you're going to have to volunteer. 155 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:49,640 OK. 156 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,400 AARON: You haven't responded to my texts. 157 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,479 Yeah, sorry. 158 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,119 I've been really busy. 159 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,759 I'm trying to find somewhere to live on SpareRoom, 160 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,719 but you have to do all these interviews with the other flatmates. 161 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,879 Like, I don't know, I feel like my personality 162 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:09,120 doesn't come across that well in situations where I have to... 163 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:11,920 Well, in situations. 164 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:18,079 Should we talk about the other week? Mm-hm. 165 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,080 Yeah. 166 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:22,680 I... 167 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:25,880 I guess I just don't know... 168 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:31,399 ...what you think about me. 169 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,479 And I think I found that really hot for a while, 170 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,800 but I don't think I find it that hot any more. 171 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,080 What are you asking me? What do you want me to say? 172 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,640 I want you to say that you like me. 173 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,600 I want you to like me. 174 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:50,920 I don't know what you mean by that. 175 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,680 Look, you're lucky. 176 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,800 Not everyone knows himself this well. 177 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,519 Not everyone knows exactly who they are. 178 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,359 I don't know who I am. You're not the only confused person. 179 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,400 You know that, right? 180 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:13,159 So this is fucked now? 181 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,240 We can't be friends? 182 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:18,199 Aaron, if I stopped talking to everyone who hurt my feelings, 183 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,240 I wouldn't have any fucking friends. 184 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,919 Because I'm really oversensitive 185 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,079 and everyone I know is a cunt. 186 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,320 AARON CHUCKLES SOFTLY 187 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,240 You know, you've actually helped me. 188 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,720 You've made me think a lot about myself. 189 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:44,359 I've got to pack up my shit and, uh... 190 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,639 And post a letter. 191 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,119 So... 192 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:51,399 Uh, I'll see you soon, though. Yeah, yeah, that'd be nice. 193 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,400 Cool. 194 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:58,879 Oh, are you off? I'm off now. Aw, that's... Jesus Christ! 195 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:02,359 Nice to see you. Yeah, it's so nice to see you. 196 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,159 You're very tall, aren't you? 197 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,839 Yeah, yeah. What sort of height are you? 198 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:08,280 6'2". Gosh, 6'2"! 199 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,600 KNOCK ON DOOR 200 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,200 Hey, stranger. 201 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,039 Hey, how's it going? 202 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,840 Hey. Yeah, good, good. 203 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,999 So, we... 204 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,160 ...have news. 205 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,080 Tess is moving in. 206 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,639 So me and Zaz were thinking... 207 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,679 Zaz. 208 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:48,759 ...well, if you were open to it, um, that we could... 209 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,719 ...you know, give us a chance. 210 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,560 And then, if it works out, we can make it official. 211 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,239 Wait, sorry. I'm so sorry. Wait, what are you guys, like...? 212 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,279 What do you mean? 213 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:03,039 Oh, so we would be each other's primary partners, right? 214 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,199 And then you would be the secondary. 215 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,319 I wouldn't have phrased it like that. 216 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,119 Oh, sorry. It's just that you thumbs-upped the message I sent you, 217 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,599 so I thought that's what we were going for. 218 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,639 We'd divide up the days. 219 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,879 Uh, we'd have three days of the week with each other. 220 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:18,919 We'd have two days. 221 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,519 You guys would have one day. 222 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,599 And then one day to really just, 223 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,239 you know, chill out, maybe check in with each other, 224 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,439 kind of hang out with other people. 225 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,759 We've actually already started making a list of boundaries. 226 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,800 Um, let me get that. So... 227 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,439 ...OK, a boundary for me is 228 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,759 that I need to be able to look through your phone. 229 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,159 It's just something that I need because I had an ex 230 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,599 who started a reading group without me, 231 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,999 and I have real trust issues because of that. 232 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,519 And then my next boundary is actually dairy-related. 233 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,399 Can I interrupt you there? Sorry. Of course! 234 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,079 Is dairy a sticking point for you? 235 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,800 Can you both get the fuck out of my room? 236 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,039 What? 237 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,559 I'm going to move out. What? To where? 238 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,439 Yeah, fuck knows, but, uh, can you go, actually? 239 00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:59,839 I'm in the middle of something. 240 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,719 I'm writing something. What are you writing? 241 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,079 Nothing. It's none of your business. 242 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,519 Can you please get the fuck out of my room? 243 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,560 Yeah, sorry. 244 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,439 Great. 245 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,399 ETHAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY Jesus Christ. What is...? 246 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,399 It's an easy peeler. 247 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,119 OK. 248 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,399 SARAH SIGHS 249 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,279 Well, he seemed... Is he your...? 250 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,279 Nope. No. 251 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,359 No. 252 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,520 SARAH GROANS SOFTLY 253 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,439 Right, I'm going to run you a bath. I don't want a bath! 254 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,160 No, you're having a bath... 255 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,199 ...with bubbles! 256 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,999 LOU: So where are we celebrating later? 257 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,799 Could meet a couple of my friends round the corner. 258 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,359 They're called Slug and Lettuce. 259 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,479 Lou, you just got made redundant. 260 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,839 My bestie just got promoted! 261 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,239 You're such an orator. 262 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,199 Sounded like Rory effing Stewart. 263 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,599 Excuse my French! ABI CHUCKLES 264 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,319 Thank you. Besides... 265 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,320 ...fresh start's good for me. 266 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:35,199 No job, lease on my flat's ending, my Railcard's expired. 267 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,559 Hello, square one, my old friend! 268 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,199 How have you been? 269 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,799 Still square, is it? 270 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,440 Still an even-sided quadrilateral? 271 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,279 Same here. MOBILE PHONE PINGS 272 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,800 Still Louise. Always will be. 273 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,959 Blessing and a curse. 274 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,759 VOICE NOTE: Hey, guys, it's been a minute. 275 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,919 I've written this thing that, um... 276 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,959 Like, read it, OK? 277 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,559 Love you. Miss you. 278 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,280 MOBILE PHONE PINGS 279 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,640 A fucking PDF?! Oh, my God. 280 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,640 Every ending is a false one. 281 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,839 What seems like the end is always just another beginning. 282 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,119 Not a finish line... 283 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,199 "But a marker in the sand that says as much about how far you've come 284 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,359 "as it does about how much road 285 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,240 "continues to stretch on in front of you." 286 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,080 Hmm. 287 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,959 Yeah, that kind of stuff loses me a bit. 288 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,199 I'm sorry, it's giving poem - in a derogatory sense. 289 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,399 ABI SNIGGERS 290 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,759 I like it! I feel like it's really romantic. 291 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,119 Like, it makes all the really boring stuff that's happened, 292 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,799 like, feel special. Thank you, Abi! 293 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,519 Yeah, I do feel like I come off the worst, though. 294 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,479 No, I come off the worst. No, no, no! I am the worst! 295 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,959 That's the whole point of the thing. 296 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,839 Also, my great-grandparents weren't refugees! You know that. Well... 297 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,679 Yeah, you kind of make it sound like I grew up in a coal mine. 298 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,839 Like, I'm not Billy Elliot. 299 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,519 My mum and dad had a car each. 300 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,879 Like, they were shit cars, but there was... 301 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,999 There was two of them. 302 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,959 OK, you're both being so literal with it. 303 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,599 It's... poetic licence, OK? 304 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,879 Not everything that is true needs to be true. 305 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,439 What?! ABI SNIGGERS 306 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:36,159 I... I got a promotion. Oh, that's great! Oh, my God! 307 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,159 I'm Head of People. Oh, really sinister title. 308 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,039 Absolutely terrifying words you're saying to me. 309 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,199 Yeah, I just didn't care. 310 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,599 What do you mean? I just didn't care at all. 311 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,119 I felt like... Like I wanted to celebrate 312 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,039 or tell people or even just be like, "Look at me!" 313 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:57,040 But, like, I didn't have anyone to tell and no-one was looking, so... 314 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,239 Mm. 315 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:03,559 Hey, to the Head of People! To the Head of People! 316 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,039 I got a job too. SAM GASPS 317 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,879 Yes! I am the receptionist at my dad's office. 318 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,119 Ooh! It's like a very, very sad nepo baby. 319 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,199 Yeah, well, at least now I don't 320 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,959 have to feel guilty when my dad gives me money. 321 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,119 You don't even feel guilty when I give you money! 322 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,639 THEY ALL LAUGH 323 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,599 I also broke up with Tom. Yes! What?! Oh, my God! 324 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,120 Yes! Yes! Ethan! 325 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,599 How are you? Are you OK? I know you really loved him. 326 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,599 I mean, maybe you loved the idea of him, right? 327 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,759 A 32-year-old man who tracks his step count? 328 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,199 I hate the idea of him. 329 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,839 I knew you looked a little breakdowny - 330 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:33,959 with the make-up and the hair. 331 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,159 Did you get a perm or something? No comment! 332 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,999 Yeah, you look really fit. Thank you. 333 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,199 I'd fuck you. Thank... you. Mm-hm. 334 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,319 But, I mean, then again, 335 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:48,799 I also would fuck my ex again and my ex's new partner. 336 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,919 No. Also, the guy that my best friend has a crush on. 337 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:54,920 So... the bar is pretty low at this point. 338 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,399 Should we, like...? Should we talk about that? 339 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,799 Sucked him off while he watched lesbian porn on his phone. 340 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,239 Oh, fuck. Lesbian?! But you're a man! 341 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,119 Thank you for saying that. Eyes, eyes, eyes! 342 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,960 Oh, my God, guys, I think that guy's flirting with me. 343 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,680 I think that guy's dead. 344 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,600 Jealous! 345 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,200 Every ending is a false one. 346 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,840 What seems like the end is always just another beginning. 347 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:32,239 The future remains full of endless, insufferable potential - 348 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,719 the potential to learn from mistakes, 349 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,839 to make better choices, the potential to heal, 350 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,599 grow and change. 351 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,039 You can just do coke in here. It's Abi's room. 352 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,280 MUSIC: Freaky by Qemists Scores 353 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,279 All you need to do is eat better and go to the gym more. 354 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,519 Because you're not fat, you're skinny-fat. 355 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,599 Thank you. I just think you're like, "Fuck everyone!" 356 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,359 Like, that's the vibe, right? Yeah. It's like a statement. 357 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,559 Yeah, definitely. You wanna look like shit. Definitely. 358 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,759 That's exactly what I'm going for. I'm just going to get a drink. 359 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,279 Sorry, sorry! I just get this sense that, because of globalisation, 360 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,199 there's no new culture any more, you know? 361 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,639 When were you last in a culture that felt genuinely new? 362 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,079 Well, I was in Mannie last week - Manchester. 363 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,759 Did you know they have trams? Sick! 364 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,279 Wow. Yeah, it reminded me of Barcelona. 365 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,879 Mm. Really? 366 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,679 Put a pin in that. I want to hear about it. 367 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,119 Oh, Roger! So nice to see you! Thanks for coming. 368 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,999 It made me think, like, did somebody put the duckling up there, 369 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,039 or did he make his way onto the pig under his own steam? 370 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,119 This is hysterical! 371 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,559 It's an unbelievable image you're showing to me right now. 372 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,199 I wonder what they even talk about. 373 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,279 Yeah, God knows! 374 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,119 Yeah, I could send you the link, if you wanted. 375 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,959 Yeah! We could exchange digits, maybe, or something. 376 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,479 Yes, I would love that! Yes, please! 377 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,759 Um, yeah, I'll give you all the numbers I know. 378 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,879 Ethan. What? Come here. Why are you looking at me like that? 379 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,839 I thought you were trying to be low-maintenance this month. 380 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,759 Why are people doing coke in my room? They're doing coke everywhere. 381 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,399 It's a party! It's called having a laugh. 382 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,759 Relax! Hi! Hello. 383 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,159 Tom's here. Yeah, you invited him. Yep. 384 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,040 I'm a grown-up. Go in there, have a shot and some mushrooms, OK? 385 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,079 So you're a fuck boy? I'm not a fuck boy. 386 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:12,239 But you're still sleeping with Tess behind Zara's back. 387 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,559 You're a fuck boy. Yeah, they're open! Are they? Yeah... 388 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,719 No! 389 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,359 Whoo! Woohoo! Party, party! Wish me luck. 390 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:20,360 Whoo! 391 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,079 Right, so they're not. 392 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,720 Do you want to stay at the grown-up party or not? 393 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,919 Good. Can I do some shrooms? 394 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,159 SAM SIGHS Fine, but no coke. 395 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,720 It's nice that you're back together again. 396 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,439 Is it OK that I brought Jess? Mm! 397 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,439 Oh, my God, yeah. No, I'm obsessed with her. 398 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,919 She's, um... She's great. 399 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,759 I really like how loud her voice is. 400 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,799 Have you met Lucas yet? 401 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,519 Stalin gets this really bad rap because of the gulags 402 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,439 and all the murders and stuff, but really, it was the USSR that... 403 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,880 Yeah, I haven't had a chance to talk to him yet, but he seems... 404 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,880 ...really... tall. 405 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,999 I'm really glad you came. It's... 406 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,919 I love that we're still friends. 407 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,639 Yeah. It feels really, like, grown-up. 408 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,999 Yeah, me too. 409 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,040 Just because we're not together doesn't mean... 410 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Yeah. 411 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,719 Tom! 412 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:21,119 Tom, babe, they've got balloons! 413 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,879 Should we do a balloon? 414 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,159 Yeah! TOM CHUCKLES 415 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,400 Sick, yeah. 416 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,440 Mademoiselle. 417 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,839 Need topping up, don't you? 418 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,039 LAUGHING: Yeah. 419 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,239 Thirsty girl. 420 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,360 ABI LAUGHS 421 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,839 Hey, handsome. Ethan! 422 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,919 The three of you back together. Sick! Thanks. 423 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,319 It feels good. It feels right, you know? 424 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,600 Yeah! Feels good. That's good. 425 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,759 Uh, yeah, anyway, I have the most insane news. 426 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,879 I wanted to tell you first because, 427 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:01,599 obviously, you've been, like, a big part of my journey. 428 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,640 What is it? ETHAN CHUCKLES 429 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,640 I'm bisexual. 430 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,399 Definitely. 431 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,439 I like guys. 432 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,679 Yeah, I... ETHAN CHUCKLES 433 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:17,799 I kind of assumed you might... just because of what... 434 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,519 Yeah, but it's because I just started seeing this guy, 435 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,960 and I think I really like him. 436 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:28,719 Wow! That is so amaz... 437 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,839 To see a guy is amazing. 438 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,599 I mean, some of us can only... 439 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,959 To see a guy - come on! I know! That's, um... 440 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,079 He's coming here tonight. He's coming here?! 441 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,639 Yeah! You're going to love him. He's coming?! 442 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,760 He actually reminds me a bit of you. 443 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,959 That's great. That's so nice. That's lovely to... 444 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:53,359 That... That feels great to hear. Thanks, man. 445 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,839 I'm going to go chuck these in the fridge. 446 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,639 Yeah, have an amazing... And I'll chat to you after, yeah? 447 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,919 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go get fucked up. 448 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,679 Sam, problem. Party's over! 449 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,479 Ethan! Yeah? The police are here! The what?! 450 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,320 Police are here! Fuck, thank God. 451 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,680 What the fuck was going to happen? 452 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,159 It was impossible to know. 453 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,479 Everyone, shush, the police are here! 454 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,719 Get out! Fuck off! Take this! 455 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,440 Go! Go away! 456 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,840 They had their suspicions, though. 457 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,160 They suspected. 458 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:34,839 They suspected 459 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,480 that the possibilities would slowly fall away. 460 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,599 That they would, 461 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,880 in fact, achieve exactly nothing in their lives. 462 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,320 That they would not heal or grow or change. 463 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,919 That they would be forced to watch, powerless and confused, 464 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:01,320 as the world crumbled in slow motion around them. 465 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,640 They suspected that this was the best it would ever get. 466 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,759 It wouldn't be until many years later 467 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:15,919 that they would be able to look back and say with absolute certainty... 468 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:20,319 ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC 469 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,999 ...that the suspicion... 470 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,319 SPEAKER: Low battery. 471 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,359 ...was right. 472 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,240 Oh, fuck everything! 473 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,920 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 474 00:23:53,970 --> 00:23:58,520 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0